Charlie x

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This is hearsay…so I can’t tell you if it’s actually true…but according to The Husband (who’s birthday it is today – happy Birthday hubby! – which also managed to coincide with the final break down of the boiler.  Should I be worried?) Charlie had a rather enlightening conversation with him at the weekend whilst watching Bella ice skate.  Apparently he’s desperate for some younger siblings and thinks two more would be ideal.  Sadly (wrong word, but he’s got a lot to learn…A lot.) there’s not a snowballs chance in hell of his wishes ever coming true: The wish for younger brother’s and sisters is rather like counting to infinity – it can never be satisfied as someone (In this case, Charlie) always has to be the youngest.  But more importantly, that was ten years of my life I gave up and I have no wish to return to.  Except Charlie thinks he has a cunning plan which he’s prepared to put into action…according to him, if he pushes my boobies (his words, not mine) five times, it makes a baby!…he knows this is true because he saw it on television! (also worrying. On a different level..) I asked The Husband whether he put him straight and grasped with two hands the perfect opportunity for a manly bird et bees conversation….he said he’s been far too amused watching me run away every time Charlie comes close…

 

Laters, Kate x

18 comments

  1. theblackberryboys

    Happy Birthday to Husband! Charlie is so funny! Lucky for some of us, conception is not so easy, though women batteling infertility would probably love a conception this easy 🙂

  2. KerryCan

    That child is a never-ending source of funny stories! And, yes, it’s a good thing to be writing them down–think what fun it will be to tell these stories and embarrass him when he’s older!

  3. dievca

    OMG — laughing out loud! Fabulous. I desperately wanted another sibling — a sister. But, considering I was a “whoopsie” by many years (x2)…..”ain’t gonna happen” was the phrase. 🙂